(Satire)

A famous Iranian cleric said during one of his sermons: “The idea of flying originated with the prophet Solomon, not the Wright brothers.”

Another famous cleric discovered that other prophets have done notable things as well.

Adam: He was the first man who never thought that other women are more beautiful than his wife.

Eve: She was the first woman who was sure that her husband does not cheat.

Cain: He was the first producer of horror thrillers and the great grandfather of Hitchcock who, because special effects had not been invented yet, literally killed his brother.

Abel: He was the first actor in horror and suspense thrillers who was killed on the set.

Enoch: He spoke seventy-two languages and was the founder of TOEFL and IELTS language proficiency tests.

Noah: He was the founder of the first shipping company and the first person to build a portable zoo and aquarium.

Abraham: He was the first person who used an axe to inform the public.

Ishmael: He was the first founder of a non-profit cattle farm to oppose the death penalty.

Isaac: He was Abraham’s first official ambassador to Israel and the first founder of consulates and embassies.

Lut: He was the first founder of a special police division to fight moral turpitude among boys. He did not succeed.

Jacob: He was the father of the first handsome person in history. He was also the first person to discover the meaning of advice.

Job: He was the inventor of the waiting room and the first person to compile a waiting list.

Aaron: He was a good public speaker and spoke on Moses’s behalf. He was the first official spokesperson in history.

David: He was the first pop singer in history to receive an official permit from God to hold a concert.

Solomon: He was the founder of airline industry, and the first skyscraper mogul in the first Middle East.

Jonah: He was the inventor of the first bio-friendly submarine without the help of foreign experts.

Joseph: He was the great grandfather of George Clooney, first person to hold a bachelor party and the organizer of the first fashion show.

I can’t remember anymore no matter how hard I try. You try to come up with the rest.

Moral conclusion: From 124 thousand prophets, only 25 have been identified by name. The rest were killed by their followers. How do we expect God to succeed in saving humanity from darkness?