Suicide Hoaxes
Hossein Bastani h.bastani@roozonline.com - 2008.01.15

Recently, a conservative news website posted the remarks of “The secretary of the Esteshhadiyoon [martyrdom-seekers] group” which says, “We are in the process of training and launching a martyrdom-seeker brigade … The training is mostly in the real of the spiritual and psychological to confront death ... We do not engage in any form of military training. The specific point in time when the Esteshhadiyoon members enter the field is the last and final phase because initially the armed forces (the Artesh and the Passdaran), who hold the primary responsibility for defending the country, will do their job and only after they have completed their work we will enter the field” (see Fardanews, November 25, 2007).
What these remarks and announcements mean is that there is a specific suicide brigade which is acquiring the “psychological” readiness for a “final phase”, which comes after the armed forces of Iran have “completed” their job, after which it is the turn of the volunteer suicide forces to enter the battle field without “any form of military training.”
This is the simple view that some of the staunchest supporters of Ahmadinejad’s administration have about the future of the country and concept of defense of the homeland. They speak about a time when the country and its armed forces have been destroyed, resorting to civilians’ suicide operations, as if they are talking about the victory or defeat of a football game, not a country or a nation.
The fact is that as international pressure on Iran has been increasing over the past few years because of the country’s controversial nuclear policies, such notices too have been on the rise. The unfortunate aspect of this is that some of the spokespeople of the fanatic groups associated with the government - who incidentally are not accountable to any official authority – not only speak of war as if it were just another normal issue around the corner, but present costly, albeit irresponsible, offense strategies as well, which are based on unknown sources. These remarks have become so absurd that the final declaration of a national seminar organized by the members and interlocutors of “Ansar-e Hezbollah” group (which has until today denied being armed while its most important actions have been the beating up of students, carried out with the assurances of having judicial and security immune) read, “Ansare Hezbollah explicitly considers any official representative of the US government to represent terrorism, and calls all Hezbollah cells to engage in a physical confrontation to either kill him or take him prisoner, while at the same declaring its readiness to combat these criminals” (Fars News Agency, October 28, 2007).
More instructive is the fact that the so-called “Hezbollah of Iran” group welcomes a war with the United States. It says, “The identification of forces loyal to the revolution, vs. the incompetent leaders … and the purge of infiltrators is possible only within the context of a war, thus making war a necessity. The restoration of the Shiite image in Islam and attracting Muslims to Shiism while at the same time discrediting pseudo-revolutionaries such as Al Qaeda cannot take place unless there is a war” (Information Center for Hezbollah of Iran, September 30, 2007). These remarks alarmingly indicate how a group that is blindly supportive of the current administration in Tehran is eager for a war - with complete disregard of the consequences on Iran - so that it can accomplish its goals of settling scores with “infiltrators”, win the image battle with Al Qaeda, etc.
An important point over the vocal propaganda activities of “Hezbollah of Iran” is that despite all the negative consequences of their statements and actions outside Iran, these groups are not in any sense the “men of war” that they portray to be.
During the 33 day conflict in Lebanon in the summer of 2006, these groups sloganeered in front of TV cameras for a whole month and registered volunteers for suicide attack. Hezbollah of Iran announced that, “Seyed Mohammad Bagher Kharazi, the head of the group would soon arrive in Lebanon, along with his supporters to be in touch with the realities there. Some 2,500 individuals who had announced their absolute readiness for suicide operations had registered through the channels connected to Hezbollah of Iran, and currently the individuals are ready for dispatch, awaiting the orders of the Supreme Leader” (ILNA news agency, July 25, 2006). But the climax of all of this hoola baloo was that on the final count, only 27 individuals dispatched for suicide operations in Lebanon, according to the statement of the group dated July 28, 2006 which was distributed to the media. (It is puzzling why would a group that really intended to engage in covert suicide attacks publicly announce its intentions to the whole world!) At the end, none of those 27 individuals either engaged in any military operations. What are interesting are the words of the representative of Lebanese Hezbollah in Iran who said, in response to a question from these very volunteers desiring to go to Lebanon, “we have no need for untrained forces” (Javan, July 28, 2006). Still more interesting are the remarks of the Baseej (Iranian famous paramilitary group) commander who said the following regarding the Esteshhadiyoon’s claims and activities in dispatching suicide volunteers to Lebanon: “These are propaganda measures. Our youth have no need for these artificial atmospherics in the realm of defending the country or the revolution” (ISNA, July 21, 2006). The travesty becomes even clearer when one notes that one of the leading organizers of this propaganda exercise is an individual closely tied to the sale of Iranian oil abroad (Baztab website, August 29, 2006)…. And these individuals most likely have vested interests in increasing the price of oil through any means (which includes militarizing the region and heightening the war propaganda).
When we read through the instructive story of dispatching 27 volunteers to help Lebanese Hezbollah in the summer of 2006 after a full month of campaigning, and compares it with the words of the Esteshhadiyoon’s remarks of today regarding entering the field after the army has competed its job, only one observation remains: The way in which Mr. Ahmadinejad has put the fate of Iran in the hands of the childish games of the most irresponsible and ignorant circles in Iranian society. And similar to their claims to perform suicide operations, these groups have already imposed the heavy costs of their propaganda efforts onto millions of Iranian women, men and children. And on the day of the real events that may take place, one can be certain that only a handful of these amateur actors, whose only talent is to play in front of the TV cameras, will show up to turn words into deeds.
